fettis

as in alan (the current hull city fc goalie).

stop bein a complete fettis you silly drab fettis.

by Rob Nash April 5, 2004

Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.

"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"

by detectt April 22, 2010

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

Fetterman's Trap

A stupid name for a really good game, see Whitaker's Bowl

Mofo! It ain't no Fetterman's Trap! It's Whitakers Bowl! (Or Cum Champ-pag-ange!")

by Gypsy Bummer January 18, 2005

festesio

A form of kicking a dog, this can become a sport if it is enjoyed enough.

"Hey dude, you kicked my dog!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Ryan January 5, 2005

Fetter

1. N, adj, or v. A synonym of any expletive word needed to be emphasized upon.

2. See Stancil (def 2)

You really fettered up that job. It's completely fubar'd

SHUT THE FETTER UP!!!

by Tic Shack April 10, 2012

Ark survival of the fittest

A game no one plays

Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021