by crockpot April 4, 2009
Get the lip ferretmug. A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
Get the Eternal Ferretmug. Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
Get the ferretmug. Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
by Stevo_OZ June 11, 2006
Get the ferretmug. Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"
Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."
Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
Get the Ferret Cleavagemug. 1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?
Mum: No, can you?
by G21 March 24, 2008
Get the Milk the ferretmug. A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the
Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".
by A Muskateer August 26, 2016
Get the Groin Ferretmug.