chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
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lip ferret

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.
by crockpot November 23, 2008
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Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 04, 2006
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ferret

Reffering to a man's penis, by a man, mostly when seeing an attractive woman and suggesting she needs to perform sexual intercourse, preferably with the man in question.
Dude1:Awww, dude, check her out, She needs a ferret!
Dude2:Fuck yeah, she needs a ferret big time!
by Stevo_OZ June 04, 2006
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Ferret Cleavage

The ass cleavage of a man with a pony tail.
Steve: "Hey man, did you see Adrian down in the data center?"

Phil: "yeah, he had some serious ferret cleavage going on."
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
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pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)
oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....
by the pussy ferret September 09, 2018
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