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Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's
Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"
by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018
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feline

i got so many bad felines
by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024
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polycythemia vera feline

Polycythemia Vera for felines is basically the same as when a human would get it. A cat produces to much red blood cells causing blood clots that effect the brain and heart causes their body to shut down. A cat that has Polycythemia Vera will have its life shorten and might only live 10 years. Cats that have this will need to be bleed every month, what I mean by that is that they need to take lots of blood from their body and then inject liquid into their body to produce more. That’s taking out lots of red blood cells so that they can survive. Keep in mind that this is a really rare blood cancer. I’m just writing what I know because my cat has Polycythemia Vera.. (I forgot to mention that chemotherapy is a treatment, not sure if it full treatments or if it has a big chance of killing your cat.. The treatment is around 250 not exactly sure. Also don’t take this information, I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to accidentally kill your cat, so please talk to a high experienced vet.)
My cat has Polycythemia Vera feline! I need to do my best to give her a great life.
by 💙Berry❤️ October 22, 2022
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Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024
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fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018
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Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Feline

Feline is the name of a very sweet and outgoing girl who loves to party and is a little toxic she can most definitely be a drug addict
She s so wild at party’s she must be a feline
by Lolll420 November 21, 2021
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