Falköping

The second most pitiful town in Sweden

Falköping

by STICKDINSOPA December 30, 2010

fapping

Stands for fat + napping. Taking a nap after consuming large quantities of food.

1: That Chipotle was delicious, but I am so full. I'm really fixin' for a quick fap.

2: I love fapping after lunch.

by gigologangsta7 November 20, 2009

faceping

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

by frustro May 16, 2009

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

by EXCESIVEFAPPER12345 September 2, 2017

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018