fake economic savior

A term used to describe the Shyster in Chief as he postures himself to appear as though he’s savin’ the asses of those who’ve waited desperately for some sign of economic relief.

I understand that right now he wants our vote more than he wants us poor fuckers to die, but I will still consider voting for this fake economic savior ‘cause he’s buying my groceries!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Fake Lion

A lion is usually portrayed as a strong animal that symbolizes leadership. Being called Fake Lion means that you're a very fake person. Fake Lions usually likes to show off to others how they are the leaders and the ones with power. They tend to be very fake and would downgrade others to make themselves feel better.

Ever heard of the story of a donkey wearing a lion skin? Google that, and you'll understand.

Alex: I hate staying in that group chat, Joey always likes to act like he's above of others...
Manny: Ikr, he's just a fake lion. But just let him live inside his own bubble.

by ublindbro October 12, 2020

fifty yard fake out

A girl who from a distance of fifty yards away appears to be hot, but as you continue to approach you realize that many features that you could not previously see cause her to be in fact unattractive.

Alex to Jeff as they walk to class: Dude check out that blonde girl up ahead, I'm gonna get her number.
After they walk past without stopping to talk: Ok nevermind she was just a fifty yard fake out.

by pearljamhead9 November 13, 2007

Fake polo

just a knockoff brand of polo ralph lauren, ex us polo assn

guy1: yo my nigga, check out my fresh new polo
guy:2 bruh, than aint no real polo thats, us polo assn.
guy1: sooo?
guy2: its fake polo my nigga, u stupid or something

by cashflow44 November 10, 2014

Fake Email Job

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.

Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.

by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021

fake sneakers

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

by tyko77 April 12, 2022

Fake dating

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

by Whisper whisper May 28, 2017