Fainos

A cool fella that everybody wants to be like. They usually can do anything and everything, however they don't brag about it. You either love this person or hate them, nothing in between.

"Omg, this dude is such a Fainos"
"I know, right!?"
Can be meant in both offensive and nice way

by Charlie the nerd December 13, 2021

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

bout to faint

you so happy/excited/anxious u dont know what to do

that nigga was riding through on 20's 'bout to faint'

by Dogbizzil4shizel July 1, 2005

Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

trypto-faint

the act of passing out on the couch after eating a Thanksgiving Day Turkey dinner.

"I sure hope I don't trypto-faint before the pumpkin pie."

"Start fluffing those couch pillows now to prepare for that November trypto-faint!"

by Wild Dingo November 29, 2009

faine

Pro skaters

were pro faines

by Flatspot Squad November 18, 2016

fainting goat

This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.

After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.

by Andrew April 18, 2005