A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.
Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."
by paperklutz January 23, 2011
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You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??
Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"
You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??
Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"
by TheMusician July 1, 2011
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1) You've just been freuded,
2) I freud you,
3) You're under my freud-o-scope
4) In a dialogue:
Person A: I rather work on my social relationships
Person B: allow me to translate:... getting laid
Person A: can't I express my opinion without being freuded?
2) I freud you,
3) You're under my freud-o-scope
4) In a dialogue:
Person A: I rather work on my social relationships
Person B: allow me to translate:... getting laid
Person A: can't I express my opinion without being freuded?
by Gotfredsen June 1, 2010
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Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.
Example #2:
Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.
Example #2:
Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.
by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013
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When you hear something that the brain is unable to comprehend, so you hear something different.
The word comes from the Latin audībilis for "to hear,", fābul for "a tale.".
When you hear something that the brain is unable to comprehend, so you hear something different.
The word comes from the Latin audībilis for "to hear,", fābul for "a tale.".
When I turned the radio on it was so faudible, but then as the song went on I realized it was my favorite song!
by Kewk November 14, 2019
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oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: ...hi
xXMeSSeDUPXx: whats up
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: i gotta go freud-it-up soon
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok, don't talk about me there
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: o believe me i will
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: bye
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: ...hi
xXMeSSeDUPXx: whats up
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: i gotta go freud-it-up soon
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok, don't talk about me there
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: o believe me i will
xXMeSSeDUPXx: ok
oxDYSFUNCTIONALxo: bye
by kristin-rox-ur-socks September 19, 2008
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Can range from mildly suggestive (e.g., "Diva pop is a legitimate art form") to indisputable self-outing (e.g., "I bet cock doesn't taste so bad"). Often elicits eye rolls and uncomfortable coughing from those nearby.
Can range from mildly suggestive (e.g., "Diva pop is a legitimate art form") to indisputable self-outing (e.g., "I bet cock doesn't taste so bad"). Often elicits eye rolls and uncomfortable coughing from those nearby.
"My closeted friend was talking about his calling in life and confided in me, 'Silk flowers are my passion.' What a Freudian Lisp. Just come out already!"
by Rumpspringa July 5, 2007
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