Fecal Fandango

The act of parking ones beef bus in anothers chocolate town. Sort of like anal salsa dancing. It can get a little messy when done right, but it's well worth it.

Kevin: Ew man, I smell like duck butter and ankle skin.
Ken: Why dude?
Kevin: I did the FECAL FANDANGO with Mike last night and forgot to take a shower.

by Jexxi November 21, 2010

fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019

Fecal ecstasy

when your ass is on fire after consuming something spicy

I just experienced fecal ecstasy after consuming a bag of flaming hot Cheetos

by Mr Shitty Crane April 16, 2019

FecalFunny

A Meme used in one of Vargskelethor Joel's Video in the first 7 Grand Dad (Real Cartridge) video where he said "FecalFunny.com extreme funny shit joke" which defines the first fecalfunny definition it can also be used when something is related to fecal matter another related word urban dictionary wont let me do because otherwise I will have to put fecalfunny/fecalfunny.com in the examples and it will make no sense just like the other definitions on this website is that fecalfunny.com is also used

Example 1: Hey, My character in ark survival evolved just committed a Fecalfunny
Example: 2: Alright Im gonna make a FecalFunny.com
Example 3: Streamer: Finds a Pile of shit in the middle of no where
Chat: FecalFunny.com

by DeceasedBrain May 31, 2023

Fecal Depot

A colloquial term used for the rectum, colon, poopchute, etc.

My fecal depot is overstocked. I need to get a shipment out right away.

by E. Budge June 29, 2008

fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it

Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

Fecal Transplant

The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.

Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.

Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."

Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"

Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020