fud banger

One who bangs fuds.
1) fud - female genetalia
2) banger - a male involved in penetrative sexual activity with a female.

See wee Johnny he's a pure wee fud banger.

by Dave Boy B August 30, 2006

fud

Fucked up Dude-Some one who ain't all there

Man, that Brian got drunk and went berserk last night. He's a real FUD!

by Shoeth April 13, 2008

fud

Anacronym for "Fat, Ugly and Dumb".

Boy she is a real fud!

by R Cornwell April 15, 2008

FOKEN FUD

Something an angry Irishman calls you over discord when you're using the wrong chat.

''THERE IS A FUKIN CHAT FOR THAT CRAP YA FOKEN FUD''

by Ey bosse September 04, 2017

fud valve

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.

Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.

by idiotson September 24, 2013

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 03, 2019

fud features

1. someone that looks like a fanny

2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting

1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse

2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?

by bigbobbreakdance September 24, 2008