Gallic wars, Hundred years war, Italian wars, wars of religion, thirty years war etc. basically France lost/tied/asked for help in every war fought in.
A nation composed entirely of homosexuals and effeminate hermaphrodites, most of which make a living as prostitutes. As a result of this and their decadent habits, namely, protesting the fact that they have to earn their baguette dildos and shitty wine with hard labor by day, and smoking cigarettes in cafes and bitching about their easy lives all night, every war they have ever entered ended up, sooner or later, in them opening their assholes wide and letting the enemy rape them for hours on end. The only gearFrench soldiers carry into battle are white flags and lube, as surrendering and getting assraped is all they are good at.
"What are all these faggots doing here spreading their assholes and putting white flags in them?" "Oh, they came from France last week."
a country where white american girls are kidnapped by evil eastern europeans then turned into drugged prosetutes, until there dad comes and kill everyone associated with them.
A country which was bailed out by the US in WWI, WWII, and Vietnam. Yet only opposed the Iraq war because of all the money they lost in contracts between Saddam and Chirac. Oh, and claims to be a leader in saving the environment when they have more nuclear power plants than the US with less restrictions on environmental standards...
"We lost 10's of thousands of troops for France, and all we got was this stupid statue"