guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

fricken floppy donkey dick

something you yell out lound when you are a little bit angry

fricken floppy donkey dick, i got an F in english

by cole hill November 25, 2003

Flickenoowee

A small folded piece of paper propelled by an elastic band stretched across the thumb and finger

Stop firing flickenoowees at my ass!

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

fricken hacken cool

incredibly awesome
so extremly awesome that if you tried to shank it would round house kick you in the face

chuck norris is fricken hacken cool

by gundar svinktar October 29, 2007

Fricken' Ass

Term used in place of any more explicit swear word; used by those who cannot bring themselves to utter the real thing, or too pissed off to select the appropriate curse for the situation.

"One of those fricken' ass cats knocked over my fricken' ass vase!"

by Mizingo August 21, 2009

Frickenshit

A FRICKENSHIT is defined as the moment right after someone says to you "I need to tell you something" and there are a million thoughts going through your mind of what it could be!

Dennis says: "Aybaybay, we need to talk."

Helen thinks: "He's gonna dump my ass, i need to make better sandwiches, he knows i fucked his sister, etc."

Dennis says: "I'm gay."

Helen says: "Fuck you! You gave me a frickenshit over that, I knew that a long time ago."

by moonghost June 28, 2012

Fucken L

When your really pist off and and can't think of anything to say.

Person 1:Why did you shit in the sink
Person 2:I don't know
Person 1:Fucken L

by Oh Hell Nah August 30, 2017