FFS

For Fucks Sake

ffs, I don't want to sit in traffic

by Jake, I work at Allstate December 30, 2016

FFS

Fat Friend Syndrome-Sort of a Murphy's Law of dating. Most hot or good looking woman have a lesser attractive, usually overweight friend along to accompany her on a date or social gathering. Half Bouncer and Half Excuse Hot chicks employ the help of these friends to protect from an on slot of lame fellows, or as an excuse to escape. The Male can combat a FFS by deploying a wingman to create a diversion.

"That girl is hot but we have a FFS in effect"

or
"FFS, to your left."

by JJKOshane December 20, 2008

ff

Usually used to describe faggots or fat people who are considered faggots.

David Lu is a ff.

by FFFATHER March 5, 2017

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

ff

Fun Fact, something that is assumed to not be know by the recipient

Just alittle ff for ya.

by Word Coolio April 12, 2007

ffs

(1)for fuck's sake
(2)folly for sale :)

FFS, buy one get one free!

by tryadifferentname September 25, 2005

ffs

Acronym for 'first fuck syndrome'
in other words after you break up with your first fuck, you're attached to them and they don't want anything to do with you

'are tony and emily still together'
'no they broke up a month ago but she still calls him cause she has ffs'

by jizm September 25, 2005