Furious Fist of the Fern

The puff of smell jutting from a hotboxed car when it rolled down the windows

Wow that car really hit me with the Furious Fist of the Fern when they aired out the car

by Sloth King Waft August 19, 2017

Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Naomi Fern

(n.) a beautiful soul, inside and out. a woman who has been thru hell and back. a lost soul looking for her way back. a slut. a woman with a brain injury that has no short term memory. a changed person. a cheater. a fighter. a victim of abuse. delicious beautiful prey for predators. curly haired Jewish girl that smells wonderful. lost just wanting to come home(wherever the fuck that is). is looking for her children who were unfortunately so traumatically taken from her, which she will not find until the after life. a sad life story. a drug, sex, anything bad addict.

Naomi Fern is a different person than she was before the accident, sadly she has changed for the worst.

by TragicLife September 7, 2023

fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022