Furious Fist of the Fern

The puff of smell jutting from a hotboxed car when it rolled down the windows

Wow that car really hit me with the Furious Fist of the Fern when they aired out the car

by Sloth King Waft August 19, 2017

Fern St. James

An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.

Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."

by YoMa_ScreensLit October 6, 2020

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

FERNELi

Is a person so funny and loyalty Who can make you happy all hours of the day is,

I was talking to ferneli last nigth and he made happy

by FERNELI November 21, 2021

Fernely

A man with a small penis

He's a Fernely

by Tonald Drump510 June 17, 2018

ferne

ferne is the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out. ferne is a very kind and funny person but if u hurt her or her friends she can make your life miserable without even lifting a finger. if you have a ferne in your life consider yourself extremely lucky because they are very good listeners and will always help you if you are in a tight situation. you’re very lucky if ferne is your best friend, girlfriend, daughter, mum, aunt, cousin, niece or sister. she will be there for you no matter what happens in your life. she will always support you and will never give up on you.

ferne’s are extremely funny and beautiful

by swaggering swag November 23, 2021