failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.

There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.

by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010

Failfish

To define someone whom failed so hard that even fish will look down upon him/her.

You're a failfish.

by Eelwey June 7, 2018

filf

Acronym for 'Furniture I'd like to fuck'

My filf is so greasy, I ought to be the one wearing the antimacassar.

by Michaud050 December 17, 2020

filfgnf

Super cool and sexy and awesome 😏😩

filfgnf is sexy because sexy

by filfgnf July 11, 2021

FILF

Noun
Fuck I'd Like to Forget

Gary: So I heard you slept with Marisa. Did you know she's married?
Dave: Hell no I didn't know that! What a ho ... She's definitely a FILF!

by FILF Hater January 11, 2009

FILF

F.I.L.F
Fanny I'd like to fuck

Fanny: Olde Engleeesh for pussy. Not to be mistaken for the yankee gay arsed version.

FILF
(1) Fuck me! Now that's a F.I.L.F!!
(2) See that fit bird over there? The one with the rainbow beaming from her crotch. Now that's a filthy F.I.L.F!

by Tom Fulep August 5, 2006