farklem

An extremely cool and funny guy.

Hey farklem! do somethin funny!

by efrankie90 April 8, 2004

Farkle

A game when two or more people with penises rub their penises together, the loser is the one who become erect and is called gay by the winner, while the one that wins is exempted from being called gay from his actions in the game.

"I just farkled that bear and I won! He is a gay-ass bear!"

by Gay-ass Bear October 22, 2011

faklempt

1. Having an upset stomach related to being nervous because of something recently occuring which stirred up emotions.
2. Sick to one's stomach.
3. Overcome with emotions and/or confusion to the point of having butterflies or an upset stomach.

"The thing he just said to me, left me faklempt."

by Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies April 25, 2006

Fankles

AKA Cankles

calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other

Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants

by danilove October 14, 2004

fanker

A person that fakes a wank.

Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.

by Evilness666 December 28, 2005

fankered

Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.

Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!

by k-noxy April 4, 2009

Funkleberry Finn

A country boy with the heart of a soul-man.

Put down that bass and tend to the crops Funkleberry Finn!

by Savage Master Package January 19, 2011