Space Fake 

When a person posts pictures on Myspace or any other social networking site that make them look hot. Then when you meet them you find out they're actually pretty ugly.

The other day I thought I met some fine bitch on Myspace. But then we hung out and she was way uglier than her pics. I totally got Space Faked.

Space Fake by tylerc123 February 21, 2009

fake army 

A fake A.R.M.Y is a fan of BTS that only likes them because they are either hot,or they want to impress their A.R.M.Y friends.
They usually talk only about one member and trash talk the others.Or does not know at least their stage names or at least one of their songs

Hey,did you listen to BTS yet? They are cool right?!
Fake army: ahahahah,yea i like that one dude.The rest look ugly af

FaKe ArMy AlErT

fake army by Namjoonismybias September 20, 2018

fake-lifter

1. (noun) A person who pretends to display physical excertion amongst a group that is carrying a large heavy object, where in reality that person is not contributing to the collective strength at all.

1. Nobody passed Smitty a beer after we moved the piano because everyone knew he was just a fake-lifter.

fake-lifter by Mickey Nation January 7, 2007

fake ass friend 

a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.

"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

Fake friends 

These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.

My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.

Fake friends by yourbestie August 20, 2018

Fake depression 

Usually middle schoolers would do this for attention by faking mental illnesses. Always post on their Snapchat story DHMU, only the real ones would know, always uses the 💔😕 emojis also uses Simpson edits to show their “depression” And denies when confronted about it. And don’t forget this one, they always like to date people then break up with them then post a heartbroken emoji on their story.

Every middle schooler on their story,”Don’t hit me up I need time to think, only the real ones would know.” A.K.A Fake Depression

Fake depression by @andyloll2 August 3, 2019

facespew 

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed

Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.

facespew by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009