dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Expert

a contract liar

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.

by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009

tie expert

One who enjoys men's fashion and teaching young boys to appreciate proper techniques of an active man's lifestyle.

That tie expert was looking at me kinda funny in the men's room.

by Jack Kendall May 3, 2004

Expert

A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.

The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.

by mark7979 June 24, 2020

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

by drtoucan January 3, 2011