Expert

a contract liar

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.

by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009

tie expert

One who enjoys men's fashion and teaching young boys to appreciate proper techniques of an active man's lifestyle.

That tie expert was looking at me kinda funny in the men's room.

by Jack Kendall May 3, 2004

Expert

A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.

The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.

by mark7979 June 24, 2020

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.

Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.

by MathPlus December 23, 2018

Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.

A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.

by drtoucan January 3, 2011

Expert Mode

When you don't just not nut in November but also stop watching porn/edging

I heard Joe is doing NNN in Expert Mode

by Brozinga2 November 2, 2020

Expert Designer

A rank that is obtainable in the Plane Crazy Community Discord (PCC for short), that requires 90 member-decided upvotes on your creation. Because the community consists of people who have an IQ no higher than 70, a meme build can easily obtain this rank.

People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.

Person 1: hey @Expert Designer can you give me some criticism as to why you downvoted my build in #creations?

Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit

by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021