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Burn the evidence

Smoking a joint whilst its still illegal... You light up and “burn the evidence” of your crime.
Person A: Yo, I just rolled us a joint.

Person B: Cool, let’s burn the evidence.
by Frono21 May 20, 2021
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evidents

"Noticeable nicks" dat point towards someone's having damaged an item.
If two vehicles show signs of a collision, and flakes of paint from each vehicle are present on said areas, dat is pretty strong evidents dat they did indeed encounter forcible contact!
by QuacksO December 29, 2023
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Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.
"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."
by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020
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Proof by lack of evidence

The proof by lack of evidence fallacy is claiming something is true simply because nobody has yet given any evidence to the contrary.
Torturer: You are a heretic! You can't prove that you aren't one, so you are a heratic. Confess, or we will stretch your body out until you are a foot taller.

Accused: Ha, you did it - you committed the proof by lack of evidence fallacy!

Torturer: That's enough out of you. Brutus, give the wheel another turn.
by DonutLoverr May 28, 2024
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Evidence

F*cking bad opinion or fact
That Evidence killed my mother f*cker.
by Get the motherfucker September 23, 2020
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evide

the verb form of "evidence"
Jury: Criminal, I declare giving me the evidence! (Judge: Yeah, evide him!)
by DMD77 November 30, 2019
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