Everett Ma Highschool

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.

"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022

Everett Style

Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA

Yo, did you see that dude going Everett style? He just kicked my tooth out.

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Everett Sip

Taking a gulp of a drink after saying you'll take a sip

I took an Everett Sip of his drink and he got mad

by Womenlover87 July 14, 2023

Everett

A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.

My god is that an Everett? I just came.

by moreanus123 November 22, 2021

Everett

Everett is so based. He loves talking trash and if you are with him you feel like you control society. Everett is viciously straight but he secretly wants to come out as gay. Everett wants a woman that will take control of him and peg him.

Wow Everett, I cant believe you said that about women!

by (-1-) November 25, 2021

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021