Essay High

When you're in the process of writing an essay and all of a sudden BOOM…a huge rush of knowledge comes to your head that helps you focus and type your essay at warp speed.

Doug: "Whoa! What's wrong with Kyle? Why is he so focused on his laptop?"
Kyle's good pal: "Oh, he's just on an essay high."

by EssayMcGee February 12, 2014

essay

a form of writing which will most likely ruin your life.

P1: "how did you go on the English essay?"
P2: "I think I failed"

by querky June 22, 2015

essandro

A shitty fifa player

Your such an essandro

by Mya Ash April 18, 2021

Ibid essay

A paper which cites one or two sources at most, not pretending to do anything more than condense the work of another author and put entirely unoriginal thoughts forward. Hence the list of citations is almost entirely "Ibid., Ibid., Ibid., Ibid..."

e.g.
1 Mowinckel, S. p. 3
2 Ibid. p.3
3 Ibid. p.3
4 Ibid. p.4
5 Ibid. p.3

"Last week's tute was my third Ibid essay in a row. I can't be bothered to read more than one book a week."

by sporkonator May 28, 2009

research essay

An icon of satan. It is forged in the river of a 1,000 souls. Just attempting to complete it can make you wish for the worst death possible.

My teacher gave me a research essay assignment, so my favorite drink is now bleach.

by PADgamer February 6, 2017

essay

An impossibly difficult written task set by extremely evil, cruel, and nasty teachers (or teachers' bosses - some teachers don't like essays either!) to do for homework,usually due for a week after they are set.

Essays are possibly the worst torture ever due to their immense difficulty to accomplish for a certain young goldfish who may or may not be writing this definition when they are supposed to be doing their Citizenship essay on bullying that is already 15 days overdue!

and I can't do it! Help me!!!!! :-(

by Goldfish United! February 26, 2009

Video essayist

A term used by insecure and/or pretentious YouTubers who owe their fame and succes to posting YouTube clips but who think the term "YouTuber" is beneath them as soon as they publish a publish a book.

An extraordinary debut from Hugo Award finalist & video essayist Lindsay Ellis.

by Dehaene August 2, 2020