A bas such high-enders!
by uttam maharjan July 06, 2012
"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.
Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.
by Oh My Diddy February 29, 2008
by MyLifeIsMinecraft October 15, 2020
The Tip Of A Mans Penis,
Traiditionally in a rounded shape
however can sometimes be in a cone, or dodgey shape
Traiditionally in a rounded shape
however can sometimes be in a cone, or dodgey shape
by JAMIEJIGSAW August 19, 2009
The act of passing gas from both one's mouth and anus simultaneously, usually caused by unexpectedly sneezing while trying to hold in a fart. Due to the great stress placed on the body while sneezing, the accompanying fart may be much louder and violent than a regular fart and often causes a small amount of anal pain.
This can be especially embarrassing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.
On rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the 'twin-ender with sauce'. This occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)
This can be especially embarrassing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.
On rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the 'twin-ender with sauce'. This occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)
Bill : "aaa... aaA... AAA-CHOOOFRRRRRRRRTT"
Bob : "Dude, wicked twin-ender!"
Bill : "...oh God, I think I ripped something."
Bob : "Dude, wicked twin-ender!"
Bill : "...oh God, I think I ripped something."
by Punk Moogle November 16, 2007
In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.
Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.
by BilR November 11, 2007