equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

by BMoney March 11, 2005

Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

Meade Employee

One Who Sniffs Chemicals.

Yo Sniffer, You Been Huffin The Shizzo Again?

by The Cowboy Of Khaos October 5, 2003

Zappzter Employee

Probably the coolest person on palringo, we all know it. He travels room to room with his sexy voice, so BEWARE, you might fall for this hot stud.

"hi i am the zappzter employee, here with a new fresh vm.

by Darrylzter September 1, 2013

PWS Employee

A hardworking industrial laborer who is usually addicted to one or more of the following substances: Alcohol, Nicotine (including vapes), Caffeine, Phenibut and strictly eats junk food for lunch. Despite the previous fact they are great to work with.

I heard that person is a PWS employee, they must be cool, unless they are an assembler..... then they're just an asshole.

by JosieWhales November 28, 2017

Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019