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Elon Musk 

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
Elon Musk by 7568ino April 27, 2025

Elon Musk 

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

Elon musk 

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.
'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'
Elon musk by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
Elon Musk by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

Elon Musk syndrome 

A disease common among Elon’s twitter followers who think that they can change the world just by smoking weed, investing in a stupid currency and skipping college.
Hey that guy just put his life savings in doge coin, he has a serious case of elon musk syndrome.
Elon Musk syndrome by Littlejoey96 February 23, 2021