solar eclipse

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

Eclipse

Someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they pass by you.

Why did it get dark? It's the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?

No, it's just the new guy from accounting. He needs to lay off the snacks. He's already a human eclipse.

by OrlandoGuy September 18, 2010

Eclipse

The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black which was probably the worst decision of her life.

Random Girl 1 : OMG! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TURNED DOWN JACOB IN ECLIPSE! HE'S WAY HOTTER THAN EDWARD!

Random Girl 2: I know!

by teamacob1111 July 24, 2009

eclipse

When you moon someone and reveal your twig and berries through your legs as you bend over.

A moony and sunny and the same time.

Warwick mooned over the balcony at the girls...I gave a solar eclipse.

by AutumnGaslight August 2, 2009

Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

anal eclipse

When your butthole consumes itself

I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.

by andrew.d October 19, 2007