eats

A definition used to communicate the sensory perceptions of food. Used mainly by po'folks.

"The soup that eats like a meal."-Campbells Chunky Soup ad

"It eats like candy".-A poorly educated person commenting to me on the sweetness of a cantaloupe.

by froze2death February 04, 2005

Eat

A more subtle way of telling somebody to eat a dick. Used singularly unless intensifying with multiple repetitions.

Guy #1: Yo man, you really suck at Halo.
Guy #2: Eat

Moments Later

Guy #1: Man, seriously. Are you gonna get any kills?
Guy #2: Eat Eat EAT

by TheJizel August 27, 2009

eated

past tense of eat, also eateded and ated

las' nite, i eated some ribs.

by diesel July 24, 2003

eat it

to eat someones asshole

Man that chemistry teacher really needs to eat it

by Robert Gerko May 02, 2005

eating in

It is what some who gives a blowjob calls it

-damn that was the best head of my life
-yea now thats what i call eating in

by Adambomb2525 May 17, 2005

eating my eats

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, eating my eats"

by mur11 July 29, 2006

eat it

1) To crash, trip or fall, especially in while cycling
2) Used to rub a victory, comeback or overtaking into someone's face
3) A 1984 song parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" written and performed by comedy musician Weird Al Yankovic

1) I hit a big rock and just ate it and got this big road rash
2) Eat it, loser!
3) So eat it! Just eat it!

by UsefulInfoBeing January 15, 2018