Erectionised

Someone's pp tickles a lot, another way to say you're hard.

His uncle got erectionised after seeing the dark spike.

by Digtasy September 6, 2020

one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

Four Hour Erection

A side-effect of male-enhancement medicine. Results in extreme discomfort if you are wearing especially tight pants. Not that any one person writing any definitions specifically has done that. Extremely obvious no matter what clothes you're wearing. Can be spotted from long distances.

Sexually inept man: Damn, I've had this erection for four hours!
Me: You shouldn't have taken Viagra. Your pants look like a tent at a circus.
SIM: Man, I hate four hour erections

by M.C.lobsterbush July 14, 2009

one-way erection

A particularly raging penile erection that you feel will not subside of its own accord, but rather requires ejaculation in order to deflate. A one-way erection has path-dependance unlike a typical erection.

Hey baby, this is a one-way erection. You'd better sort that out because I don't want to end up with blue balls.

by HirdysPregnantNanny July 13, 2017

Eurection

When you're attracted to somebody with an accent, specifically that of a European country.

That redheaded Scottish girl is beautiful and her voice gave me an eurection.

by Valkyrieπ November 23, 2014

Penisaurus Erectis

A large penis that is big, erect, and terribly ugly

Jessica: "Carol,I was up early this morning and unfortunately saw Sam sneaking out of your bed with a penisaurus erectis. How can you use that thing, it is horrid!"

Carol: "I know, but once it's dark and I'm a little drunk, who cares?"

by Dastev April 13, 2009

electioneering

1 The process of engineering an election so that you win, or attempting to do so.

2 A most exellent song from the Radiohead album OK Computer.

1 Most democracies are ruled by the candidates most adept at electioneering.

2 Do you mind if I skip to Electioneering?

by Naked Henry May 5, 2005