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Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.
by Saiga12 May 4, 2011
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presidential election 2004

a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers

b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression

c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation

d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger

e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
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2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...
by Godfather August 7, 2004
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Eleasha

A super confident girl, an individual - not a plain jane!! She loves to talk, has a potty mouth, and has gorgeous hair. She will always stand out in a crowd!!
You: Who is that chick over there that everyone wants to know??
Me: Oh, that's Eleasha, she's cool eh?
by SmellyCan February 4, 2010
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Electric Avenue

You rock down to Electric Avenue for three reasons.

1) If there's violence in the street.
2) Lots of work to be done.
3) You can't blame all on the sun, oh no.
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, and then we'll take it higher!
by NickFriggin December 9, 2008
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Electric Six

Quite possibly one of the greatest bands in existence
(of course that's just an opinion, you may disagree )

Consisting of:
Dick Valentine (vocals)
The Colonel (guitar)
Johnny Na$hinal (guitar)
Smorgasbord! (bass)
Tait Nucleus? (keyboards)
Percussion World (drums)

Responsible for such albums as: Fire, Flashy, Senor Smoke, Switzerland, I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me from Being the Master

Responsible for the songs: Gay Bar, Dance Commander, Danger! High Voltage, Gay Bar pt 2, Graphic Designer, Down at McDonaldz, and many more musical masterpieces
Guy 1: Dude, Electric six is the best band ever.

Guy 2: I concur with the previous statement
by LosGerMexicano June 23, 2009
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Election hangover

The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.
Trevor: I have so much work to do, but I have an election hangover and can't get anything done!
by Nemo6969 November 3, 2010
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