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Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum
I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.
by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025
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Dyson

just dyson the little brat and you wont need to deal with it
by GunfulGrape May 4, 2022
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dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
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Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
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Dyson

Dyson (noun) someone who sucks the life out of anyone around them; alternatively, someone who sucks the fun, cool, or awesomeness out of any situation. Basically, this person sucks.

Verb (dysoning; dysoned-past tense)
Everyone was laughing then Karen dysoned the conversation with her stories about yelling at store managers.
by German2104 June 23, 2022
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Emily Dyson

The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy
Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia
by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021
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The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while at the same time go in and out of her pussy with two fingers.
"Mmm... I slowly watched K arch her back and spread her legs while I performed The Dyson on her. My mouth sucked her clit ravenously while my index finger and middle finger went in and out of her wet pussy simultaneously causing her to quiver and grip the bedsheets."
by UniquePleasure April 28, 2024
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