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dying whale 

My way of saying “I don’t really know, but I don’t want to let you know about not knowing so I said something random
normal person: What do you want from me?
Me: dying whale
dying whale by Pie In Box September 11, 2018

Dying alone 

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO
loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol
Dying alone by xailu March 21, 2014

Dying Camel 

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.
Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"
Dying Camel by V475 September 16, 2008

dying baby 

When a baby is in the process of dying, it tends to be very funny.
Hey joe, did you see that dying baby?

Dude, will, i creamed my fucking pants

I laughed so hard, that three africans die

Your laughter of a dying baby bought about the death of africans?

yes

well then how can babies dying be a BAD thing
dying baby by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

dying eggs 

at easter time everybody colors their eggs
mommy, why arent we dying eggs for the easter bunny?
dying eggs by asch April 27, 2006

dying of measles 

A murder that is meant to look natural.
OR
A murder that leaves absolutly no marks or evidence of murder even after autopsy.
No marks...no illness...Looks like this one died of measles cuz' I smell foul play!

This mark'll be dying of measles tonight.