Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other

When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction

by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

by Because_I'm_Batman January 15, 2014

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009

vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"

hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction

by Yergen January 16, 2007

electile dysfunction

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.

Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.

by memphotank November 2, 2010