dweedle

the act of a penis becoming flacid during sex with a hot chick do to stage fright.

my best friends was watching me have sex with a girl so i dweedled.
her parents walked in so i dweedled.

by hooven27 October 28, 2011

the deed

Sexual intercourse.

They did the deed last night.

by karoline* February 19, 2009

Dweeb Rage

1) when that really skinny dweeby kid starts going nuts, twitches and looks like he's stabbing you in the face in your face over and over in his mind

2) When one known a dweeb becomes angry and pissed off over something and it's hard to take them seriously

1) Holy shit! Look at Harold he's getting dweeb rage look at how much his eye is twitching!

2) -"Have you seen Eric's facebook status? he seems pissed off."
-"LOL DWEEB RAGE!"

by UNBELIEVABLE JEFF! November 30, 2010

good deed

An act from which you get no benefit that costs you. No good deed goes unpunished. A good deed will come back and bite you in the ass.

Goring issued an order shielding decorated Jewish WW1 veterans and their families from the Gestapo. That order was used against Goring at his trial. His good deed came back and bit him in the ass.

by knowman March 16, 2008

dweeb

Different then nerd, geek, or dork. A dweeb is someone who is intellectual and socially-inept, but also ineffectual and devoid of passion.

Max, fitting the role of the dweeb, spent all Friday night reading Hartshorne's "Algebraic Geometry" while the others in the dorm wing went downtown for an evening of fun.

by dmeongolemz August 14, 2012

Daweed

a guy named David who sells weed.

You: Where's David?
Me: You mean Daweed?

You: Yeh, i need some.
Me: Just call him in one of his two phones.

by Diary123 October 27, 2010

Dweedlescant

A dweedlescant is anyone who is annoying but never picks up on that fact. A dweedlescant is a relentless pest who is often dweebish, nerdy, or is just so caught up in intellectualizing everything that you can't get a word in edgewise. A dweedlescant is usually in his or her teens or is at least as immature as one, if he or she is older. A dweedlescant lacks life experience and often turns to smoking marijuana in later years to help level themselves out, thus fitting in with high functioning intellectuals. There are prescription medications available that have shown promise in recent studies to help a dweedlescant but haven't been approved by the FDA. The lack of approval is partly due to the fact that many dweedlescants have autistic tendencies and there needs to be more research done into the autistic spectrums before deeming these prescriptions beneficial. If you encounter a dweedlescant don't panic, just walk away, otherwise your time will be stolen from you when you are forced to listen to the dweedlescant go on and on about the plight of sea bass and how it relates to nuclear fission and recyclables.

That cafe is packed full of dweedlescants.

by treehighness the great February 12, 2010