Dutchin

A half Dutch half Asian person.

My mom bumped uglies while on a field trip to Netherlands and came back to Korea with me. So I am a bastard Dutchin.

by BastardDutchin December 2, 2010

dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.

that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!

by dad that has too much too drin May 23, 2018

Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

by Benza August 2, 2019

a dutchman's blow

Blowing snot (mucus) out of one nostril while closing the other with your hand/fingers. Instead of snorting or blowing your nose in a tissue.

Wayne Rooney did a dutchman's blow during yesterday's football match while in close-up.

by Tommy Mennen May 26, 2012

Juicy Dutchman

When you attempt to give a Dutch Oven to your significant other, but instead of farting you accidentally shit yourself.

I tried to Dutch Oven my girlfriend last night, but it ended up being a Juicy Dutchman.

by Sconnie Brock March 16, 2017

Flying Dutchman

When out of toilet roll and having to go on all fours round the house looking for something.g to wipe.

I ran out ov toilet roll last week a was doin the flying dutchman all round the house looking for a pair of socks

by Soapy the great October 27, 2020

pay the dutchman

1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.

2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.

Not the same as baksheesh.

Probably related to 'gelt'.

You've got to pay the Dutchman.

by ackbargus May 23, 2011