Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.

Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.

by veronicalovin September 3, 2009

Dumbledore

The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.

You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"

by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007

dumbledora

a face so grotesque that a short glance can bring diarrhea or certain types of STD's.

james, a man of many values, decided to make a face that none could top. he made a face that he called a dumbledora and later used it to start the epidemic of AIDs.

by jslee August 4, 2007

Dumbledorable

An awesome person (on tumblr) with dark red hair in love with The Beatles, 30STM, Harry Potter, Craig Ferguson, Doctor Who, etc.

Tumblarian 1: I was on Tumblr last night.
Tumblarian 2: Me too! did you see Dumbledorable's post? it was so funny!
T1: No, I'm not following that person.
T2: You should start, she likes Harry Potter and-
T1: oh, I'm a twilight fan, I hate Harry Potter.
T2: *punches T1* GTFO!

by wizard-angst-potter January 24, 2011

Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.

" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle April 23, 2018

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over black christian church benches. Once the pews are assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017

dumbledore

gay; homosexual; cock lover

Person A:"Joe D is so gay."
Person B: "No way, he's dumbledore!"

by joey, joe d, richlee, and justin November 9, 2007