Doochie

The opposite of a coochie: a weiner

Friend 1: Duuuude, that girl is a dude bro! She has a doochie!
Friend 2: What?

by Bigweinerwilly42069 October 18, 2023

Doochiecat

when a mans shaboingboing is so small, it reminds you of a woman’s vagina.

You couldn’t see his print in grey sweats because he has a doochiecat.

by CinnyMac November 27, 2023

Dooch

Someone who is both a douche and a chooch. I.e. From douche: 1. Someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way. And from chooch: 1. Jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. 2. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately. Could also be Chouche, but then it just sounds like chooch. So Dooch it is.

That dingleberry sure excels at being such a Grade-A high-end dooch.

by Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson February 22, 2024

doochie

dick that’s supposed to be a coochie

“this boy gotta doochie”

by regiiiii March 23, 2024

dronch

The state of being disappointing, unimpressive, uninspiring, and undesirable. A gloomy, sad feeling like one which you might get if your favorite shirt got stained by iced coffee and you had to walk around with it the rest of the day.

I thought that celebrity’s Met Gala look was pretty dronch.

by codeveryday April 12, 2024

Dooch

To fail at something

Bill made cookies for the class but they tasted horrible! Bill really DOOCHED it!

by Matrick Pininni April 27, 2024

Dooch

Dooch is a guy who is a bum ass nigga who works at the hello kitty store, it is a title given to somebody who does nothing and fucking dies.

Yo I saw this nigga Dooch walking around man, such a bum ass nigga.

by The goofsters February 16, 2025