Judy’s Dozen

Instead of making 12 cookies, make a shit ton of cookies.

Grandma made so many cookies she covered the whole kitchen counter. Looks like she made a “Judy’s dozen”

by InfiniteGuy December 21, 2020

Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Beaner's Dozen

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

by Fatstick August 11, 2014

dirty dozens

An adolescent African-American ritualistic verbal game of reciprocal insult, especially against the opponent's mother.

Malcolm's coming-of-age was marked by regular sessions of playing the dirty dozens.

by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

dime a dozen

An expression used to describe something or someone as generic or easy to find.

"Jobs at fast food restaurants are a dime a dozen these days."

by Poiuyt October 25, 2003

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009

Banker's Dozen

The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.

by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010