dorkus malorkus

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"

the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004

dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005

dorkus

OnE cOoL dOrK..yea feel me..??

RiCcAH nd ViViaN are DorKuS..

by Vivian February 17, 2003

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

dornus

(n) a dork

Wow, that kid is such a dornus.

by sooooooright February 25, 2011

DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.

Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus

by Dan Straight September 19, 2016

Doncus Poncus

Being asked for a dic pic but refusing. Later on the person who asked for said dic pic will tell your friends that you are trans and were dating them for about a year. You don't their name.

Dude this son of a bich asked for a doncus poncus. Now my friends thing I like dicks.

by bluooooooooooop September 16, 2020