chief dorkus

The one dork who ranks far above the others, even surpassing the dorkiness of a dorkus malorkus.

dorkus malorkus: Wow you're the chief of all dorks. *bows* I shall call you chief dorkus!

chief dorkus: I am honored.

by Chief Dorkus December 7, 2013

dorkus

Someone is is dorky, but just doesnt care that he/she is a dork, thus making them very cool in the eyes of other dorkii**.

Rinn is such a total dorkus.

by Tenmei00 November 13, 2005

dorkus

an unusually large and thick penis, especially ones with large bulbus heads, where the term "elephantitis" can describe the condition, the "dorkus" is the term for the actual penis.

named for the bewildered, eye-popping and jaw-dropping look one gets from seeing one up close.

the opposite of a "dingus" (small, skinny penises)

Justin was the proud owner of an 9 inch dorkus, making him quite popular with both the boys and girls.

by bottomboy tj November 2, 2018

doofus

President George W. Bush

George Bush is the head doofus in Washington.

by Doc!!! August 31, 2006

Dooks

Someone who demands respect but gives none.

Dooks is at it again!
Respect! Idiot!

by MonkeyBoyDaniel April 27, 2011

doofus

Someone without a clue as to what is going on and/or generally has bad reflexes.

May occasionally do something stupid by accident (tripping, falling, etc.)

That doofus over there just walked into a stop sign!

by HiPeople March 22, 2010

doofuses

Plural of Doofus. People who think their ignorance is something to be proud of.

Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber are a couple of doofuses.

by Wasilla Jane July 25, 2009