Doof

1. To play in a whimsical manner.

2. To mess around with; play around with.

1. See those kids over there? They sure are doofin' it up!

2.

a. Ay Dog, you better not be doofin' around with my sister! Cuz if I find out...

b. Hey man, I thought you said that there will be girls at this spot. Why you gotta be doofin' me like that? I hate it when you doof about sh!t like that!

by Kanzen Taichou June 28, 2010

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.

Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!

by senior doof August 28, 2007

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 15, 2017

doof

"food" spelled backwards.

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas September 13, 2007

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 25, 2017