Doof

A god damn fucking idiot.

Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR

Guy 2:....Your a doof.

Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR

by Rytas April 02, 2011

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.

Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!

by senior doof August 22, 2007

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 16, 2017

doof

"food" spelled backwards.

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 15, 2007

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 26, 2017