wow doing me a fascinate

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.

Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

by foilhats April 27, 2018

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Cock A Doodle Do Me

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.

Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 23, 2010

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watch me do me

a reply to anything. Often used as a retort.

Teresa: yo michelle lets go play some touch football
Michelle: naaww watch me do me.

by McLovin and TBAG November 05, 2008

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Watch me do me

a statement which is said when one is to attempt to accomplish a difficult task

A: Man, that shorty right there is fine. Do you think you can get with her?
B: Hell yeah man. Watch me do me!

by Frodo Man-well March 01, 2009

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Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 01, 2016

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