doff

Originally used in reference to those who aren't up to the common norms of intelligence, it is now used for those who not only do not have the intelligence to assess certain matters of import, but also do not have the correct information or wherewithal to do so.

Don't be such a doff.

by Captain A February 7, 2005

pre-dofile

a prehistoric pedofile

barney the big purple dinosaur

by jeni December 6, 2004

dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

Doflatchie

Doflatchie (Noun)
1. A thing, used in a vague way to refer to something nonspecific, or something you cannot recall.

Synonyms: Doohickey, thingamabob, whatchamacallit, doodad.

Hey, can you hand me that doflatchie from on the shelf?

My internet stopped working, I think the doflatchie in the closet needs to get reset again.

by ccfries April 26, 2010

Dofe

Something really good

person 1: Do you like my new phone?
person 2: OMFG that is dofe!
person 1: Initt, the most dofest phone you can buy.
person 2: DOFE!!! i want a dofe phone.

by Jezzz12345678 October 29, 2008

DOFOR

Dofor (Doo-fer): person/companion of convenience; someone who will do for now; someone you can do for now.

I haven't dated anyone seriously in awhile, just a solid string of dofors;
I couldn't find a date for the wedding, so I went with my go-to dofor;
It's been raining dofers this winter, thank god my standards are dropping with the temperature

by Mr. Ian Deeks October 8, 2011

doff

Designated Obnoxious Fat Friend

Everyone in a group of bros has a doff.

Shut up doff

yo doff go get me some water

by Mr.©∫ December 14, 2010