Girlfriend:"We're all out of weed!"
Girlfriend: "Waa, Waaa, Waaa, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch."
Girlfriend: "Are we gonna get some more weed?"
Me: Dodge On bitch
Girlfriend: "Waa, Waaa, Waaa, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch."
Girlfriend: "Are we gonna get some more weed?"
Me: Dodge On bitch
by Stephen Keating February 21, 2004
Make of car that has officialy reentered making police cars with its 2002 Intrepid due to Ford not improving upon its Crown Victoria. (follow-up to 'tradesman')
by GUNDY December 03, 2003
Dodge Landesman is most known for being the son of the head producer of the Producers. Dodge is 12 years old, and sees lots of Broadway musicals. He lives in NY, NY
The Dodge is there
by Sliminhighway September 16, 2003
1."My Dodge has been running strong for 27 years."
2."my neighbor got a Mazda and was running it into the shop a lot of times. Good thing i bought American,a Dodge at that."
2."my neighbor got a Mazda and was running it into the shop a lot of times. Good thing i bought American,a Dodge at that."
by John Marston 1873 January 03, 2012
A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.
I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”
by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020
To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.
From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott
by Der Kommissar February 12, 2009
When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.
I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.
by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016