dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

diss track

some youtube makes a song about another youtube to get veiws. Normally they are bad or for 12yr olds great

ksi made a diss track on a whale

by diss my nan August 12, 2017

PISS DISS

When someone urinates in another persons front yard. Usually happens during drunk rages, when someone is mad at another person. Its a plus if its a female doing it since they have to pop squats.

Her: Your an A-Hole!!! Im gonna pee in your front yard!!!!

Him: Dude shes popping a squat!!! Haha you got PISS DISSED!!

by itsmeduh October 10, 2009

diss list

one of the disses in your diss list
heres the list in order:
1.your face
2.your mom
3.your moms face
4.your moms face on a good day
5.your moms a whore
6.your dads a whore
7.your neighbors dog is a whore
8.how would you know?
9.oh i would know
10.your neighbors dog which happens to be jason
11.you are your neighbors dog

person 1:"thats so stupid"
person 2:"your face is stupid"
continues along diss list

by emolover April 30, 2005

compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

cyber diss

to leave some one or x out of a conversation while in a conversation via aim, myspace im ect. with out sayin so or sayin bye

on aim:
lillypad123:hey brandon wats up
b-balla492:nuttin much hbu
lillypad123:nothing much watchin tv
b-balla492:b-baller492 appears to be off line your message wil be sent when he returns
lillypad123:that nigga just cyber dissed me

by Sammay's dat chick September 7, 2009

sneak dissed

To talk about someone outloud in that person's face, only a few people know, and laugh amongst themselves.

"Tom sneak dissed on Dude, ain't nobody catch it"

by "Chip" G. 3 May 29, 2007