dickaids

the way australians pronounce decades
the aids that men get on their penis

yeah mate, jerry has been servicing dudes in that gay bar bathroom for dickaids . now hes got aids on his dick

by booboojenkins October 17, 2017

Dickaloo

1. When you penis is so small you gotta call it to see if it’s it there.

2. When your best friend is a Kevin.

Hey...you hear that dickaloo.

by Nicgab June 8, 2018

Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)

by Professor Dickalous November 7, 2018

Dickade

1. (noun) The span of time during a male's life between the ages of 20 and 30 (approximately a decade) by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment. It is after this time that a male is at a more mature stage in life, ready for marriage or long-term relationships. They have overcome the need to be reckless and are truly ready to be adults.
2. (noun) A negative term describing a male to acting like they are in their 20s by which they act childish, juvenile, play the field, sleep around, know it all, drink or party excessively, and are incapable of monogamy or commitment.

1. "That guy is totally stuck in a dickade. He needs to grow up."

2. "What a dickade! He needs to stop partying every night and sleeping around!"

by Morrigan Luchtman November 14, 2018

Dickade

When you make lemonade but use your dick to stir the ingredients together instead of a spoon. Dick flavored lemonade.

after a long workout and needs to be reenergized; Zach would grab a nice big cold glass of dickade freshly made

by Sleepycookie January 25, 2019

DickAPiss

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob while your sleeping and you piss in her mouth resulting in a glass being thrown at you so your knocked out! She continues to blow you after.

Linda: hmm this dick is so good!

Bogey: *piss in Linda mouth due to excitement*
Linda: dude what the fuck! Did you really just took a dickapiss
Bogey: sorry I didn’t mean it

Linda: you know what, *chucks glass at him*
Linda: *goes back to dick and start blowing dying corpse*
Linda: hmm this dick is so good

by Fuckmyassholeyoulittlebitch June 17, 2019

Dickalicous rex

Making your dick move like a dinosaur

Dickalicous rex was my man name

by Daddyjai45 October 16, 2021