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Diongela

Kind, funny, loving/ lovely she cares a lot but if she feels threatened she will stop. Wants the best for others and herself. Not there to harm just help.
Diongela is an amazing friend. She’s not fake and is always there for me.
by justjessia4972 November 20, 2023
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Diogenes

Diogenes of Sinope was a one-of-a-kind philosopher character of Ancient Greece. After being exiled from Sinope for messing with coins, he fucked off and decided to be a bum who lived with nature and owned no materials (he threw away his one possession: a bowl, after seeing a kid cup and drink water with his hands); a philosophy (or lifestyle, perhaps) that became known as Cynicism.

He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:

- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre

The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:
When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him, Diogenes responded with: "Yes, stand out of my sunlight.").

Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).
by wickwarrensap March 18, 2024
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Dirgey digger

When you attempt to anally copulate but it feels like digging dirt from a grave; an unpleasant and typically messy anal experience amongst males
Rob felt like a dirgey digger when he put Mikey over the kitchen slab.
by IbromIrome March 27, 2024
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Diogenesis

The personal achievement of a state where you no longer give a single fuck about anything that doesn’t truly matter. Inspired by Diogenes, the ancient Greek philosopher and professional troll, Diogenesis is the ultimate bullshit filter: a way of life rooted in radical honesty, joyful nihilism, and weaponized absurdity.
When you reach Diogenesis, you stop performing for society and start living shamelessly and freely.
She's walking barefoot into a corporate meeting with a can of beans and no resume. Absolute Diogenesis.
by NakedEdmund April 28, 2025
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Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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