dion hargreaves

An egotistical waste of space that needs to shut up and get on with his work

Stop being a dion hargreaves

by SlappyTom January 23, 2014

dion vermeulen

motor gang leader of young riders

gang gang it's dion vermeulen

by DollarSKRT January 10, 2017

Dion's Backpack

Dion's backpack is a term used to discribe something amazing

"Wow" Olivia said while looking at dion's backpack

by Ree5e_richie May 14, 2018

Dion

Best person on earth he’s so cute and hot

Dion is so hot

by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025

Dion

A very short alpha male who gets all the girls (0)

"Wow, Dion is so short"

by Dion69420 February 13, 2021

Dion Dellaportas

An odd fello
A kind person

An extremely funny young boy with a natural size penis.

Girls love him

"Dion Dellaportas, why are you so funny"

by Overnewton l November 30, 2018