Diddly Do

A girl that you would fuck or "do".

That new Tina chick at our school is pretty hot, I'd say she's a diddly do.

by Stephanie Beans November 28, 2007

diddly squat

it means 'Nothing' as a definition, but
it is THE emo-est word EVER.
(when used with the right context)

As I slit my wrists, I cannot imagine the diddly squat that lay at the end of the dark tunnel that is my life.

by smexy November 23, 2005

p diddly

when you are p diddy and you act p diddly

Guy 1: Hey bro!
Guy 2: Hey, you lookin' p diddly

by Bruhno L April 12, 2021

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

by Alex Smith March 26, 2005

Screaming Diddlies

The sound made when violently excreting fluid from the anus into a toilet; a condition encountered when one has diarrhea.

"After I got home from eating at the new Mexican restaurant downtown, I had to run to the bathroom because I came down with a case of the screaming diddlies!"

by Jredog June 04, 2009

Diddly squat

Nothing

"I cannot do diddly squat without hearing all these leftists complain about something new every hour

by 91_Percent_Isopropyl June 21, 2018

Puff Diddly

The act of farting after your girlfriend has prolapsed your asshole by violently finger-banging you. Due to the amount of anal swelling the gaseous pressure builds up until it is released in a single, explosive puff.

Similar to the Whistling Kanye or the Breezy Yeezy.

My Puff Diddly looked like Yellowstone erupting.

by Scott-ish February 03, 2016