Suck Dick Flu

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.

Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.

by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010

dickfruit

Lit. 'fruit of the loins'; the offspring of a fuckstick and choadsmoker.

Corey is a real dickfruit.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

dickfuzz

A person who is behaving like a knob by being irritating or generally stupid.

Dan: sorry but im not gonna lend you that thirty quid
Mike: why?
Dan: cant be bothered mate
Mike: oh, you dickfuzz

by iliketurtles10 May 1, 2010

dickfucker

a person who likes to fuck with a penis

i am a dickfucker

by Petruzzen99 August 19, 2016

dickfour

an deformed animal with four dicks, that if stimulated simultaneously, create a massive deadly orgasm

Why would you fuck that dickfour?!! It's suicide!!

by Orville Pigdicker October 10, 2006

Dick flu

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.

I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu

by JackiCUSA January 7, 2018

Dickfungus

When you fick a mushim in the forest then gives it to his girlfriend then she trips balls and her head fucking explodes

I fucked a mushroom and my girl ate it dickfungus

by Fat faggot January 11, 2021