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My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
by VintageTroll February 10, 2013
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All hands on dick

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.
When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.
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National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls
Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day
by Big dick johns September 3, 2019
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trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money
Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club
by godchef May 27, 2010
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shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight
Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me
by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015
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dick's on her jacket

If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.
Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.
by wally b champ October 10, 2008
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add-on dick

A penis that is so long, so big, and so "womanly desired" that it's probably fake somehow.
"Hey, I heard John gets lots of women in bed nowadays."
"Yeah, ever since his surgery, girls have been falling in love with his add-on dick."
by Edudnax April 21, 2018
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